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Prick Asked To Return £16m To Taxpayer Politely Declines

A rich, privileged and reckless cock monkey was asked nicely by the government this week if he wouldn't mind handing back £16 million in tax payer's money that he had received under false pretenses. To the amazement of all concerned the smug shit replied that he'd "probably hang on to it, thanks very much for asking".

In a period when large percentages of the population are reduced to becoming drug mules or part with treasured organs in order to raise the money to buy beans it's heartwarming to know that one of the people who reduced us to this will be living on at least £650,000 a year for the rest of their lives.

Because nothing warms the heart like a few gallons of bile surging up your oesophagus.